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Tucker & Dale vs Evil is a hilariously gory, good-spirited horror comedy, doing for killer rednecks what Shaun of the Dead did for zombies. Tucker and Dale are two best friends on vacation at their dilapidated mountain house, who are mistaken for murderous backwoods hillbillies by a group of obnoxious, preppy college kids.
When one of the students gets separated from her friends, the boys try to lend a hand, but as the misunderstanding grows, so does the body count. Tucker & Dale vs Evil has been a hit on the festival circuit, debuting at Sundance, and winning the Midnight Audience Award at SXSW, the Jury Prize for First Feature at Fantasia, the Best Director award at Fantaspoa, and the Best Motion Picture Award at Sitges. — (C) Official Site
After five years, we are coming to the close of our serial and favorite gun slinging, Texas family, who seem to be a magnet for bad guys. It is a bittersweet close as I cried when I penned the final chapter. However, I am proud of this piece, elated for you to read it, and I think, I have wrapped this up with a nice bow.
Merry Christmas, from my family to yours.
It’s time to say Goodnight Mr. Blakemore.
A storm is brewing at the Busy B as Bobby Ray puts his foot down with Connard. Odessa heads for a showdown with her in-laws and all the gang are together again. The laughs are plenty as we bid a fond farewell to our favorite family bidding Goodnight Mr. Blakemore to our favorite gun-slinging, breakfast loving, non-conventional hero, Saxton.
**** Full Length Novel*****
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Set in a world where mystical creatures live side by side with humans. A human cop is forced to work with an Orc to find a weapon everyone is prepared to kill for.
Humans, Orcs, Elves… everybody is just trying to get along. Get ready for the world of Bright, a new Netflix Original Film, starring Will Smith and Joel Edgerton. Coming to Netflix December 22nd.
This is a 90 million dollar Netflix movie.
Let that sink in.
Tiffany can’t avoid being funny—it’s just who she is, whether she’s plotting shocking, jaw-dropping revenge on an ex-boyfriend or learning how to handle her newfound fame despite still having a broke person’s mind-set. Finally poised to become a household name, she recounts with heart and humor how she came from nothing and nowhere to achieve her dreams by owning, sharing, and using her pain to heal others.
By turns hilarious, filthy, and brutally honest, The Last Black Unicorn shows the world who Tiffany Haddish really is—humble, grateful, down-to-earth, and funny as hell. And now, she’s ready to inspire others through the power of laughter.
She’s not really a writer though.
This one is kind of pricey at $12.99. Click here to get it. Adult material. Loads of profanity and she poops in dude’s shoe.
Rest in Peace, Baby by Vincente Morales
One badass girl, a shitload of murderous narcos, and nonstop action from the opening line. This is a no holds barred *introductory action sequence* filled with deliciously unrealistic action and an over the top heroine. It’s a blazing fast 90-page read.
It’s *not* a full novel with a full plot, character development, etc. If you want those things (ya greedy bastard!) you’ll have to read my *next* book, which ain’t free! Cheapskates love free books, but my baby girl don’t like cheapskates…
This book is just the teaser to get your blood pumping and sucker you into buying my next book. (I’m sorry for being such a greedy bastard that I actually want to make a living.)
Grab your free copy, get glued to your seat, and then resentfully buy the next Badass Mexican Girl thriller!
Get it here for free.
The Last Gasp…before you die. By Robert F. Barker
The last time DCI Jamie Carver involved a would-be victim in his hunt for a serial killer, it ended badly. now they want him to do it again, only this time the ‘victim’ is a dominatrix! As if he hasn’t enough on his plate…
– A brutal killer poised to strike again
– Shadows of the past that still haunt his dreams
– An investigation under mounting pressure to succeed
– A beautiful woman whose bizarre lifestyle may be key to finding a killer.
The first in the DCI Jamie Carver Series, and Book 1 of The Worshipper Trilogy, LAST GASP is a novel of murder, deception, sexual intrigue and human weakness. It launches a series of gritty crime thrillers set mainly in and around England’s Northwest, featuring the author’s resourceful, but sometimes conflicted, murder detective, DCI Jamie Carver.
Click here to get it for free.
Captive Heart by J.H. Bardwell
Is is just me or do these white women fantasize about slavery? Being captured and forcibly sexualized is not sexy. What in the entire pink hell?
He’s captured her freedom, but can she capture his heart?
A Kindaran spy named Snowberry by her captor gets more than she bargained for when her mission explodes in her face, and she’s enslaved by the northern barbarian, Adun. He strips her rights away and drags her far from civilization where isolation and culture shock form a stronger prison wall than any stone or bars. The only key to her freedom may be using her whily espionage talents to unlock her captor’s heart.
Captive Heart is a pulsating game of cat and mouse. She is a not-so-diminutive spy who must play the part of the willing captive. He is a sardonic man cast as the villain whose wild hair and tattoos cover deep, hidden depths. When Snowberry finally gets the chance to shed that hateful name and her captor forever.
Yes, this one should be free.
“Hello there, Cody Richardson,” a soft voice said behind him.
Okay, so I have no release date for the Blakemores. I am working on it though.
Loads of information to go in, loads to close out, and inside of it all is a really good story that you are going to love.
It’s time to say goodnight, Mr. Blakemore.
Cody Richardson has always been a fish out of water, but his latest quest left him flopping about the floor of the Quilting B’s shop. Learning to quilt was nowhere on his bucket list of things to do in his lifetime, but to fulfill his Nana’s wish, time was of the essence in getting 24 quilts finished before her 90th birthday.
Bisa’s plate, head, and heart were full of responsibilities as well as getting a new business up and running. She didn’t have time to prepare for her master quilting certification project, quilt show and helping Cody Richardson fulfill his Nana’s request. Instead of working the project for him, she taught him to quilt.
A sweet romance of centered on family, hope and the meaning of love. The laughs are plenty as Cody joins the Quilting B’s cast of regulars as he stitches his way to family history and into Bisa’s heart.