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Jacquetta Mason owed him a debt; her life. Orlando Flynn wasn’t beyond calling in the marker to get what he needed from his longtime friend. He was calling in the debt and giving definition to their untitled love. This weekend only $.99!

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Big Foot’s Side Piece: Book Review

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It's a real short story.
It’s a real short story.


I stopped and went back to read the book description.

“In Book 1, Candace has moved to a secluded house in the ‘hollers’ of Kentucky after a disfiguring accident. She is snatched by a Big Foot creature who takes her back to his cave home for a day of some of the most mind blowing sex that Candace had ever experienced. 

Now in Book 2, Candace discovers that she is not the only female vying for ‘Big’s’ attention. A female Big Foot creature has discovered that Big has marked the little human as his and a battle ensues. Candace must decide if she is willing to do what it takes to keep her Beast …

WARNING: This short story is intended for adult readers only. It is a series and should be read in order. Graphic content includes monster fantasy sex and adult language.”

I don’t care how far you live in the back woods of any state, if you are horny enough to have sex with a funky ass Big Foot, then you have more issues that just your scared face.

I actually read this whole thing.  part of it I read aloud to my husband.

I couldn’t get through it because the facial expressions he was giving me back was just too much for me to take.

I will admit, it is a hot little read when you get into the descriptions of the acts.  However, when you really think about the description of the acts is more like EEEEWWW.  She is having sex with a Big Foot with a two foot Big Foot!

Two feet.

A two foot penis.

Who in their right mind would even try to take all of that in?  By Candace’s description, she figured if a human body could deliver a baby from a missionary position, then she should be able to take in all of her big, musky, love man’s Big Foot meat.  I know.  I am choking on it too.  As well as Candace in this story.  I really hate that the scene when Big’s girlfriend showed up to whip Candace’s ass for making love to her man, was muddled and rushed.  I was also unclear about the cave scene with Big’s mother. I know they packed her puss, but  I think Big Foot ripped up her cooter. 

It is so absurd, yet hot, it is worth a read.  Find this crazy jewel on Amazon.  Click here for your copy.

11201815_1050816524936198_2590327622196775470_nI give this book 4 Ewwwww, WTF’s!

Thursday in Savannah Wins the Swirl Award!

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Jesse Orison knew he was on borrowed time, but he had a plan. Savannah was set to marry another guy in a year. Experience had taught him that a man could make a lot of things happen in 12 months. 

His first priority starting next week, was to make her fall in love with him. 

He would begin his methodical plan by paying her a visit on Thursday. 

Savannah Niden had everything a girl could want, a nice condo, a great job and a fiancé. The only problem was the maintenance man, Jesse. 

Jesse started coming over on Thursdays and he liked to stay all night. 

Savannah’s primary problem, she was learning to love Thursdays and Jesse a whole lot.

I was blown away when I found out that Thursdays in Savannah won the Swirl Award for Best Erotic Contemporary Novel.

This is one of my favorite books and it was so much fun to write, because Jesse is my kind of guy.

Read it for yourself and enjoy the sensuous story of Jesse and Savannah falling in love. Also available in paperback.







Wait…Who Writes This Sh*t?

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Just when I thought it was all over and I had finally stopped laughing at being ravished by a t-rex who was a billionaire with a boner, I run across this literary gem. It is so bad, I only need to post the pic of the book cover.51+gbQs38sL._SX299_BO1,204,203,200_ Yes, you read it correctly. 

Kidnapped By Somali Pirates: White Wife Black Sex Interracial Cuckold Hotwife Fertile Pregnancy Taboo Romance. All of that is in the title on Amazon as well.  Ms. Bush, the author, would like you to pay $2.99 for this story.

I copied this synopsis for you about Sydney, a married woman who is captured by Somali Pirates and she has to go along with submitting to the men in order to live.

“In the process, she receives the most amazing pleasure that she didn’t realize was even possible. But she uses condoms with her husband for birth control and now she’s being taken bare by a powerful, sexy black man with huge equipment. Will she get pregnant? Would Jayden be supportive of his wife and raise the black baby as his own?”

I don’t know, Jayden. He had huge equipment.  After that, man it may be like giving a whale a Tic-Tac.

  Is this also a new thing?

I tell you, by the time I looked a couple of these, I could not stop myself from falling over. I am not judging.  Somewhere out there, there is a reader for this because she keeps fricking writing more. Evidently, she went black at the Christmas Party and on vacation.  Please make it stop.

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Dinosaur Erotica…Yeah…It’s a Thing

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51f+cNHRVOL__SX355_BO1,204,203,200_Someone, who is evil and shall not be named sent me a book to read, review and I assume it was to make me sit in utter confusion at the words.  Fifteen pages of a woman hunter who was ravished by a T-Rex.  No, you didn’t read it incorrectly, the book is Taken by the T-Rex.  I read a portion of it out of curiosity, to understand what the author was thinking.  Evidently, a lot of authors are into dinosaur erotica.  That is a new thing, being taken forcibly by mystical creatures if not extinct ones.

If you were like me, I could not get past the simple idea of how? 

A T-Rex has those little bitty arms. 

A T-Rex is a big lizard, don’t they lay eggs?

Then the worst idea imaginable came to mind, does a tyrannosaurus have a ding dong?

I am hating myself for even allowing it to go on this long.  Yes, it is as bad as you think it is, graphic, overtly sexual, and a woman is having sex with a T-Rex.

But, wait!  There’s more.  Here is a trailer of the insanity that I pulled off YouTube, just for your reading pleasure.

Enjoy. Vomit. Whatever….

If you think I am kidding, she has a whole series of women getting taken by prehistoric and mythical creatures. Hell, that Triceratops one isn’t even possible!