What I am Reading: Fat Vampire

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Death Has a Whole New Appetite.
Fat Vampire by [Truant, Johnny B.]

When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn’t make fun of him, it’s just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire.

And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it’s just Reginald’s further bad luck that he wakes to discover he’s become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever created … doomed to “heal” to his corpulent self for all of eternity.

But as Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire (too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead), he discovers rare powers in himself that few vampires have … and just in time, because the Vampire Council wants him destroyed as an inferior representative of their race.

Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must learn to turn the afterlife’s lemons into tasty lemon danishes.


Okay, so I am reading this book and I’m thinking, no way, a fat vampire?  Then I think of Jessica in True Blood who was the virgin. Each time she fed, she healed which made her a virgin all over again.  Which brings me to this book.

He is a hearty sized fella which means that every time he feeds and heals, he comes back to his heavy self.

It’s not bad reading.

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The first book in there series is only $.99 which isn’t bad for a book of this size.

Get it here on Amazon.

 

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