Big Foot’s Side Piece: Book Review

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It's a real short story.
It’s a real short story.

Wait….what?

I stopped and went back to read the book description.

“In Book 1, Candace has moved to a secluded house in the ‘hollers’ of Kentucky after a disfiguring accident. She is snatched by a Big Foot creature who takes her back to his cave home for a day of some of the most mind blowing sex that Candace had ever experienced. 

Now in Book 2, Candace discovers that she is not the only female vying for ‘Big’s’ attention. A female Big Foot creature has discovered that Big has marked the little human as his and a battle ensues. Candace must decide if she is willing to do what it takes to keep her Beast …

WARNING: This short story is intended for adult readers only. It is a series and should be read in order. Graphic content includes monster fantasy sex and adult language.”

I don’t care how far you live in the back woods of any state, if you are horny enough to have sex with a funky ass Big Foot, then you have more issues that just your scared face.

I actually read this whole thing.  part of it I read aloud to my husband.

I couldn’t get through it because the facial expressions he was giving me back was just too much for me to take.

I will admit, it is a hot little read when you get into the descriptions of the acts.  However, when you really think about the description of the acts is more like EEEEWWW.  She is having sex with a Big Foot with a two foot Big Foot!

Two feet.

A two foot penis.

Who in their right mind would even try to take all of that in?  By Candace’s description, she figured if a human body could deliver a baby from a missionary position, then she should be able to take in all of her big, musky, love man’s Big Foot meat.  I know.  I am choking on it too.  As well as Candace in this story.  I really hate that the scene when Big’s girlfriend showed up to whip Candace’s ass for making love to her man, was muddled and rushed.  I was also unclear about the cave scene with Big’s mother. I know they packed her puss, but  I think Big Foot ripped up her cooter. 

It is so absurd, yet hot, it is worth a read.  Find this crazy jewel on Amazon.  Click here for your copy.

11201815_1050816524936198_2590327622196775470_nI give this book 4 Ewwwww, WTF’s!

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