Month: September 2015
Gotham is Back and Bat Shit Crazier Than Ever
I tuned in last night to check out the second episode of Gotham sans the diminutive Jada Pinkett-Smith. Initially I was confused because the little man playing young Master Bruce grew at least 6 inches over hiatus. He is still whiny. He is still a pain in the ass. And the kid still believes he is in control of something, as he fired Alfred last night. If you ask me, the kid needs his ass beat, but no one will because on TV it is called child abuse and in the comic world, he is tragic figure that goes on to be the “terror that flaps in the night.”
Considering we know his entire life story, that whole part could have been left out, but alas, it was needed to reintroduce the deep dark chocolate, computer genius Lucious Fox.
You know him, he is the guy that makes all of those wonderful gadgets.
Gadgets Bruce is going to need to combat the criminal element in Gotham; and there is a lot of them too. Barbara Gordon, whom I would swear is supposed to be Batgirl, has fallen down in Arkham and bumped her damned head. She is nuttier than a loon.
Hell the whole darned city is nutty as hell. I even tweeted last night that maybe the citizens of Gotham should stop drinking the water. It appears that the powers that be in Gotham agreed.
I love the show. I am totally hooked and since they have introduced the joker, it only gets more intense. That dude is three feathers shy of a full cap. I mean really! He was wearing a straight jacket like is was some sort of vest of some shit.
Either way, I will tune in next week to see more of the insanity that is totally #Gotham.
Wait…Who Writes This Sh*t?
Just when I thought it was all over and I had finally stopped laughing at being ravished by a t-rex who was a billionaire with a boner, I run across this literary gem. It is so bad, I only need to post the pic of the book cover. Yes, you read it correctly.
Kidnapped By Somali Pirates: White Wife Black Sex Interracial Cuckold Hotwife Fertile Pregnancy Taboo Romance. All of that is in the title on Amazon as well. Ms. Bush, the author, would like you to pay $2.99 for this story.
I copied this synopsis for you about Sydney, a married woman who is captured by Somali Pirates and she has to go along with submitting to the men in order to live.
“In the process, she receives the most amazing pleasure that she didn’t realize was even possible. But she uses condoms with her husband for birth control and now she’s being taken bare by a powerful, sexy black man with huge equipment. Will she get pregnant? Would Jayden be supportive of his wife and raise the black baby as his own?”
I don’t know, Jayden. He had huge equipment. After that, man it may be like giving a whale a Tic-Tac.
Is this also a new thing?
I tell you, by the time I looked a couple of these, I could not stop myself from falling over. I am not judging. Somewhere out there, there is a reader for this because she keeps fricking writing more. Evidently, she went black at the Christmas Party and on vacation. Please make it stop.
Heroes Reborn and Leeroy Jenkins Too!!!!
NBC is trying desperately to punch its way through the Thursday night Shonda fog. With Grey’s Anatomy, Scandal and How to Get Away with Murder bitch slapping all Thursday night competition, is a wonder that anything can get through. Along comes a lone warrior to give us hope. Carrying a Samurai sword, a lot of attitude and language we can’t speak, he enters the Thursday night fray with a lone shout that reverberated through the internet.
On Heroes Reborn, we are introduced to new characters with special powers as the show picks u from where it left off in February of 2010. The ratings were sluggish because the fans who were die-hard five years ago are now older with a cousin named Sallie Mae and Navient who likes to call the house every damned day. Sorry, I digress. We are introduced to Kiki Sukezane who plays Miko, a young woman cast into what she thinks is a game in a piss poor effort to save her father who is being held hostage. And a player enters the game to assist Miko.
He dons his player gear in the real world to help her fight in what she believes to be a comic world, knowing it is connected to her finding her father.
What is amazing about this is that the lone warrior enters the fight with an iconic battle cry that has not been heard in many years. He comes into the game and yells #leeroyjenkins! Twitter is abuzz with this because gamers know the battle cry. Those of us who have to work for a living did not know what it was.
I trolled the internet and search low and high to find it and here it is. Fast forward to 1:21. In the meantime, I will see you next week for more Heroes.
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